These two guys walk into a desert, right?
First guy says, sure is hot
Second guy says my arms sure are tired
He was an angel
First guy says let's bury our gold
Second guy says shouldn't we profit?
First guy raises an eyebrow
Second guy smirks
They high five
second guy flies away
Bartender says nothing over four percent
First guy marries the bartender's wife
everybody high fives
Second guy loses five gold plates in vegas
Works the late night circuit
as an inspirational speaker
Gets a lot of working girls pregnant
Swears he never touched them
looks at a cloud sometimes and
Winks
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